Hiatus

"Drop some kids off at the pool"

Band of The Week: Forgot To Tell The Other Guys Edition

Been listening to a lot of Daphne Loves Derby so I thought I'd post it here. Also, I forgot to tell Johnny Longtime and Smooth Operator to throw in their choices for the week.

Quote of the Day: Easy Chicks? Edition

A: Damn man, she was looking fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine today lmao

B: Meh. Too much eyeshadow and the makeup was a bit much. Eyeshadow killed it for me. I hate it when girls overdo that. It's the biggest turnoff for me

A: Whatever, she just made it clear she'll be a future bootycall LMFAO

B: ROFLMFAO [name not available at this time] was right, you do go for the easy chicks LMFAO I kid I kid.

A: Hey, hey, hey, sex is sex lmao

B: LMFAO

A: If I want asian poonani i'll glady give her a call lol

B: lol

A: *calls her right now* LMAO

B: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! You may want to run down to a 24 hour shoppers before that call. I think you know why lol

A: Oh yeah, I need condoms LMAO

B: -_- Gonna go get some poon but you didn't even season the poon before eatin' it -_-

A: LMFAO HAHAAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

B: Remember bro, the ones in the red box are awesome ROFLMFAO

A: ROFLMFAO OMG HAHAHAHA

Pierce The Veil

So yeah haven't been posting much, but that's because I'm either at work or out. Since nothing has been posted anything musically lately, just thought I'd share this band that I've been listening to a lot lately and they're pretty damn good. Not your cup of tea? Then fuck off =]

Awesome

A little detour from the regular attempts at comedy that parade this blog. Also, you wish you could pull this off.

PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!

I'm Going To Hell For This One